thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

(via bluntasaurus-sex)

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

(via vodkacupcakes)

penetrates:

i just wanna do cute things with someone like drugs or each other

(via vodkacupcakes)

‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.

And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)

(Source: emilys-nostalgia, via vodkacupcakes)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY